Gin's Surefire Dating Tips 1. Chicks with cat ears that you meet online are always hiding something. 2. Riding with a cute girl on the back of your scooter is cool (but watch out for the rocket boost). 3. Never allow partially a blind ninja to take care of your wounds (even if she looks hot in a nurse's uniform). 4. When getting involved in a coup d'etat, remember to bring your umbrella (what's that got to do with dating?!)
