LESSON ONE: VAMPIRES - QUIZ 1: What's the best course of action when a pert classmate attempts to snack on your jugular? A) Run for your life and the sanctity of your soul, B) Invite her out for a strawberry soda, heavy on the syrup, C) Scream like a boy and hide in the principal's office, or D) Let her have a few sips while you check out her spectacular quadriceps? Rating: T+
